Post by liamturner on Jun 30, 2009 0:18:53 GMT -5
welcome to the middle of the fucking desert.
oh, believe me, you wish you were lucky enough to be in the
middle of the fucking desert. you are, but it’s not as barren as
you thought, because you’ve just stumbled across morris correctional
facility for troubled youth, which is a fancy way of saying prison
for teenagers. you’re here because you’ve fucked up royally in
your life, and this is your last chance before you get sent to the
actual prison. you’re an evil little killer, an insane little whore,
a fucking harmful bitch, a lying druggie, or a perfect nobody.
i don’t give a damn what your crime is, or whether you committed
it or not, because that’s rule one here; nobody gives a damn about
you, and i seriously doubt they ever will. so you better get used to
it, kid, if you want to be anybody.
the kids in this school are lost causes. some came here with hope
that they would be able to be good kids again; the gangs crushed
that hope faster than bush’s approval ratings went down. nobody’s
graduated in the school’s forty year history, and i doubt they ever
will; if they do, you can be sure the evils and killers will take care
of them. who the fuck are those people, you ask? they’re people
who belong to two of the nine gangs in this school. the evils are just
that – plain fucking evil. they’re mass murderers, terrorists, pyromaniacs
who burned down entire cities. the killers are like the evils, but just
not as evil. they rule the school; their word is law in this school.
but since when have criminals ever given a fuck about laws?
the other gangs aren’t scared by the evils or killers – or they are
but are smart enough not to show it. the harms are the masochistic
lot – they’re into suicide cults, russian roulette, things like that.
the insanes are people whose crimes are as weird as they get –
i’m not even sure why they’re here and not locked up in a padded
white room for their own good. the whores are the rapists and prostitutes
- they’re the only gang in this school everybody can stand. and
everybody knows why. the liars are the thieves and the excessive
liars – they’re probably the second most annoying gang. who’s the
most annoying? the perfects. celebrities and rich kids gone wrong.
they still think they’re on a reality show, the morons. and if you
don’t know what the druggies did to get here, you’re just as stupid
as the people who haven’t joined a gang. because if you aren’t in a
gang, you’re fucking nobody.
so, go ahead and join one of the countries in this school – believe me,
the gangs are just little democracies in their own right, with a council
to decide who becomes members and who doesn’t. we’re all going to
hell anyways – we might as well do it in a democratic fashion, right?
so, tell me darling,
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